Tuesday, September 22, 2009

TRAIN'IN FOR DER FRANKENJURA! ARCH GEIL!




AND SO LOVING FRIENDS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO THE FRANKENJURA IN GERMANY IN 5 DAYS, HERE IS YOUR PORTHOLE TO THE WHOLESOME HAPPENINGS OF YOUR GOOD FRIENDS BEN COSSEY AND ANDY RICHARDSON. YOU CAN DROP BY WHENEVER YOU FEEL THE DESIRE AND SEE WHATS A SHAKIN IN THE FOREST. WE'LL BE SNEAKING ABOUT THE PLACE FOR NIGH ON 6 WEEKS AND TRAVELLING WITH SOME FRIENDS OF YORE TRYING OUR DARNDEST TO CLAMBER UP SOME OF THE ROUTES WE HAVE BOTH DREAMT ABOUT FOR MORE THEN AN ETERNITY. SWEET MOSES, WE FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE AT THE BEST OF TIME THAT THIS IS A REALITY AND THAT WE ARE COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS ON ONE HAND ALONE! SO WE WILL FILL YOUR BRAIN AND EYES WITH JOYOUS TALES OF SUCCESS' AND FAILURE'S, POPPING PULLYS AND THE IN'S AND OUT'S OF THE MYRIAD EMOTIONS OF SOULS ORBITING A FORESTED, POCKETED SUPER GIANT. SHIT!
OUR TRAINING HAS I THINK BEEN AS GOOD AS CAN BE, WE BOTH HAVE BEEN TRAINING A TONNE AND A HALF GETTING OUR PINKYS PERFECT AS CAN BE, THOUGH ANDY THE FUDDY DUDDY WENT AND ALMOST BUSTED HIS ANKLE AND THEN HURT A FINGER BUT IS CONFIDENT THE BUGGER WILL BE IN FINE ENOUGH FORM FOR THE OPENNESS OF THE POCKETS, THE IJURY BEING A PULLEY ME THINKS SO THEY TEND TO REACT BEST TO COMPLETE OPENNESS IN A RELATIONSHIP THAT HAS CAUSED IT TO BE HURT IN THE PAST. PLEASE REFRAIN ALSO FROM JUDGMENTS APON MY INTELLECT BASED MEARLY ON THE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR AND ATTEMPTS AT GERMAN YOU SEE HERE, AS LONG AS YOUR GETTING THE OVERALL JIST IM HAPPY.
YOO HOO SO NICE TO THINK! CRANKEN IN DER FRANKENJURA NOT SO FAR AWAY.

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